what an embarrassing old man review. It starts out hemming and hawing about kids these days with their ipods and not knowing about what a scary place new york is, and then ends with the judgment that some character "is probably headed for a stint in rehab," which sounds like an old person trying to feel like he's a cool insider. they're not actually real, you know. they're not actually your friends. now i feel bad for being mean, and i feel bad for a.o. scott, and for all the annoying kids in nick and nora's infinite playlist. but it had to be said.