i'd just like to point out that professor Harold Hill's song "The Sadder But Wiser Girl" from The Music Man could easily be renamed "I Like Sluts Cuz They're Easy." Way to go, Harold.
Also, the Times has a big article today about the big mystery of why successful broadway shows often flop when they hit the road. I was first assigned this story, but when i turned in my article, which simply said "duh. new york audiences are very different than other audiences, dillbags." they decided to go in another direction with the article, which i totally respect. well i don't respect it, but i'll tolerate it.