Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dave: But movies cost millions of dollars to make.

Bobby Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage...deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash? Every movie costs $2,184.
i'm posting this so i don't forget it, but be prepared, (dear readers), for a much longer post about its significance. its gonna get real, you guys.

Monday, September 19, 2011

my response to dove ad running ad nauseum on nick at nite

good news: men use soap.
bad news: men use soap that can dry out their skin.
good news: who cares.