i thought of a great way to torture my children (i mean, if/when i have any)- i'm going to give them a fairly normal name, but wherever there should be an "r", i will substitute a "w". therefore, for the rest of Ewic or Chwistina's life, people will think they either have a speech impediment so that they can't say their "r"'s, or that they are speaking baby talk. this will become increasingly funny as they age.