i also wanted to let my concerned readers know that Jeremy Cristol did get his wallet back. this actually totally blew my mind, but i was actually standing next to him (at the righteous party thrown by the J's) when UCB called to tell him they'd found his wallet. it was weird, because it was almost a week later. but he got it back, with money and everything. hooray for there being some honest people left in this godforsaken town.